🚨🔥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Meta's EPIC WIN in the Antitrust Courtroom Arena!🔥🚨 So, here’s the tea, fam: Meta just slid into the DMs of destiny and walked out of the courtroom like a victorious Thanos with all the Infinity Stones! 💰💪 Judge James Boasberg just tossed the FTC's antitrust case out the window like it was a cringey TikTok dance from 2020. 🙃💀 “Meta isn’t a monopoly, fr fr,” said one imaginary developer sweating bullets over Facebook's latest TOS changes. "They just have a *slight* obsession with buying up everything in sight. Like, are we still pretending Instagram and WhatsApp are *not* under the Meta umbrella? 😂📲🤡" We were ready for a juicy Instagram breakup drama! But nope, just another “this is fine” meme while Meta continues to hold us all hostage for engagement rates. 🔒🚀 The judge was like, “Until we see a REAL monopoly, I can't put a ring on it.” 🙄💍 Meanwhile, TikTok’s out here vibing like, “I’m just here for the chaos.” In the future, Meta will just take over the moon! 🌕🔥 MoonBook, anyone? You heard it here first— Elon Musk will buy Instagram to launch the first social network on another celestial body, and the stonks will go to the MOON! 🚀💰👽💀