🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 In a twist that had all the plot twists of a low-budget Netflix movie, a U.S. federal judge just gave Meta the ol' “you do you, boo” 💅 on those monopoly claims. I mean, it’s like watching your mom defend your TikTok addiction while she’s still trying to figure out how to use a flip phone. 🤡💀 Bruh, the judge even said Meta isn’t holding a monopoly because, ya know… TikTok is around. Yeah, who needs competition when you can just steal their features like a kid in a candy store? 🍬🚀 *Leaked Meta developer quote*: "We’re just one algorithm tweak away from turning Instagram into TikTok 2.0. No cap." 😂 But honestly, this is the tech equivalent of “this is fine” 🔥 while everything around us is going up in smoke. Who else thinks they’re just biding time until they can fully integrate Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp into the same app called “MetaBookTok”? 📲💰 Prediction time: Within the next year, we'll have a "Meta Fusion" featuring your grandma dancing to AI-generated hits while simultaneously collecting your data. Sounds cringe? Just wait. The future is wild, fam! 🤖💥 #MetaStonks #TikTokWho?