🚨BREAKING: The Meta-verse Strikes Back!🚨 After a 5-year snooze-fest that felt longer than your last Zoom call, a U.S. District Court said “nah, fam” to the FTC’s monopoly dreams! 📜💀 💡 Judge James Boasberg just hit the gavel like he was dunking on the FTC's grand plans – saying Meta ain't a monopoly, just a *really* clingy ex who can’t let go of Instagram and WhatsApp! 🤭💔💰 “You wanna break up? Nah, I’ll just buy you!” Talk about *W**NO**W!* 😂 Imaginary developer quote: “Yeah, we were just a little worried about how fast Instagram was growing, but that’s called business, not a crime, bro!” 🔥🤖 And let’s keep it real, like Drake pointing at his closest friends. 👀👇 *Instagram’s user growth?* STONKS 🔥📈. *Meta’s reputation?* CRINGE 🤦‍♂️. *FTC winning against them?* *This is fine* 🐶🔥. Prediction time: In 2024, Meta launches the ‘Meta Monopoly Edition’ where you pay real money to own your friends’ data – and they call it “privacy”!!! 🤡🚀💀 *Share this chaos and let me know if you’re coping or seething! 💥* #MetaMemeMadness