🎉💥BREAKING NEWS: Meta CTO Hits Us With the SPICY TEA!☕👀 So, Andrew Bosworth (let's call him "Bosspirit" 🔮) just dropped the ultimate postmortem on why Meta’s smart glasses demo crashed harder than a Windows 95 machine 🚨💻. Spoiler alert: IT WASN'T THE WIFI! 🤡💔 It's like blaming your toaster for burning toast while you’re busy trying to grill a steak! 😂🍞🥩 💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Yeah, we thought people wanted to see their grandma through augmented reality... turns out they just want to see memes on TikTok!" 🤔👵📱 This is fine. 🔥🥴 Bosspirit revealed that their team was so focused on making glasses that could film every cringe dance challenge that they forgot one tiny detail: FUNCTIONALITY! 😂💡 #Fail 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the audience was sitting there like Drake, pointing at their old pair of Ray-Bans, saying "Not gonna lie, BRING BACK LENS FLARE!" 🚫👓💰 **Unhinged Prediction Alert**: Listen up! By 2025, Meta is just gonna give up and release AR glasses that only let you check your Instagram feed while you wear a VR headset to escape the sheer mediocrity of reality. 💻🕶️🌍💩🔥 Now hit that share button harder than Meta hits the ground with its stock prices! 📉💥 #MetaMemeMagic #StonksDown