🚨🚨ALERT: META CONNECT WAS A TOTAL CLUSTERFUNK! 🚨🚨 So, the other day at Meta Connect, our beloved Zuck tried to showcase some *next-level* smart glasses. Spoiler: he should’ve kept those glasses on for some vision correction! 💀👓💔 The demos flopped harder than a fish outta water! 🐟💦 Zuck was all like “Oopsie, it was just the Wi-Fi!” 😬🤣 No cap, bro, even my grandma’s dial-up could’ve done better. Then the Meta CTO, Andrew “Bawse” Bosworth (no relation to the 80s movie), went on IG to provide excuses like it was Black Friday sales. 🤖💻 He said, “You know, sh*t happens... but we’re, like, totally working on it.” There were three demos, and one of them was more delayed than my 2-week-old Amazon Prime delivery! 📦🛑 Meanwhile, I'm over here with my 🍿 waiting for them to crack the code on working tech. Anyway, peep the memes because the only thing Meta’s connecting is my emotional damage! 🤣🔥 Eerily reminiscent of that “This is fine” meme while the whole event exploded like the stock market after a TikTok cringe compilation. 🤡💀 PREDICTION TIME: By 2025, Zuck will be personally inside every Meta demo, wearing their failed glasses, running around like a sci-fi Land Before Time spin-off. Bet. 💰🌌🚀 #Stonks #MetaFail