🚨BREAKING NEWS: The Zuck has summoned us to another dimension at Meta Connect 2025, and it’s like the Avengers, but for people who still think Facebook is cool. Like, fr fr, who even uses Facebook anymore? 🤔💀 Picture this: Mark Zuckerberg in a turtleneck 🔥🕶️ (yes, the same one from 2020) preaching about “the future of human connection” while we all just sit there like the “This is Fine” dog sipping our overpriced oat milk lattes ☕️🔥. He steps on stage, and you just KNOW he’s about to drop some galaxy brain ideas: “What if human connection was just a VR headset and a bunch of ads?” 🤖💰. Honestly, you might need a full-on stonks chart just to keep track of the cringe levels. 📉📈 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We couldn’t get anyone to actually engage, so we just made the avatars look cooler. I call them ‘Zuckerborgs.’” 💀 But let’s keep it 💯, is anyone really excited about spending their lives in a digital dystopia being fed endless ads? “Zuck gives us his digital ethereal vision and a rounded virtual table.” 🏁🤡 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: By 2030, we’ll be living in Zucktopia, where reality has a monthly subscription fee and you can only connect with people who also own Meta-branded shoes. 🤯 Share this with your friends before I need to VR chat with them in a dystopian future! 🌌💥