🔮🎉 Hold onto your VR headsets, fam! It’s time for the tech circus known as Meta Connect 2025! 🤡🍿 You thought the metaverse was a snoozefest? Nah, Meta's coming in hot like a toddler on a sugar rush! 🚀🔥 First up, we’ve got Ray-Ban smart glasses! 🕶️💥 You know, because watching people awkwardly try to capture their mid-life crisis in 4K was too much fun to stop! *Leaked developer quote*: "Our goal? To make sure you can look cringier than ever while trying to be a tech influencer!" 😂 *Drake pointing* to smart glasses, *Drake throwing them in the garbage* when he realizes they’re just another way to steal his personal data! 🔍💰 But wait, there’s more! Meet ‘Hypernova’—a new Horizon OS update that promises to *power wash* your social anxiety while making absolutely no sense in the real world! 💀💔 *Imaginary convo*: "What’s the point of this?" "Cope harder!" In conclusion, Meta is ready to shove a virtual reality pipe dream down our throats while we pretend this is fine! 🤷‍♂️🔥 And here’s my hot take: By 2030, we’ll all be living in a VR world where LinkedIn invites will be our only form of social interaction! 💀💻 *This is fine.* Prepare for the metaverse apocalypse, fam! 🌌💥