💥🔥 Hold onto your VR headsets and get ready to *unplug* from reality, fam, because Meta Connect 2025 is about to drop some *serious* bangers! 👓✨ 🥴 First up, we got Ray-Bans 3: now with 1000% more cringe! 🤳💀 These glasses almost look like they came straight outta a sci-fi TikTok filter. You’ll be the trendiest weirdo on the block, showcasing your “futuristic vision” while your friends seethe with envy. 😂 🛰️ But wait! There’s more! Introducing... the Hypernova Smart Glasses – because if you’re not squinting at life through *ludicrous* tech, did you even *exist*? 🚀 "We thought the world needed a luxury wearable that sells for the price of a small car," said some random engineer who was probably just trying to pay off his student loans. 💰😅 💀 Meta AI is lurking in the shadows like a rejected Black Mirror episode. Just think: one day it'll know so much about you, it'll start roasting you on your favorite shows. “Oh, you’re still watching that cringe reality series? Cope, bro.” 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: In 2026, we’ll all be wearing AR glasses that FORCE you to like every post you see. Yup, I said it. Get ready for the *optical dystopia*, baby! 🤖💥 *#ThisIsFine* Let’s meme this to the stratosphere! 💯💸 #MetaMemeMadness #SmartGlassesRealQuestions