🚨😱 BREAKING NEWS: Meta has unleashed the future of eyewear, and it’s looking more like a fashion disaster than a tech breakthrough! 🤡💀 Hold onto your eyeballs, because the Ray-Ban Display just dropped, and if you thought your cousin with the "smart" golf visor was bad, wait til you see these! 🤖👓 "We wanted to create something that screams 'I'm rich but completely clueless,'” said an anonymous Meta dev, totally not on a caffeine high while coding. 💰🚀 And hey, they even revealed the Oakley Vanguard glasses, because apparently, being a tech nerd and a wannabe sports bro is a vibe now! 💪😅 🔥 But guess what? While the tech is pretty fancy, it's still just a shiny cover for the fact that the metaverse is still a ghost town—literally, your NFT sold for less than a pack of ramen. 🚫🍜 👀 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* to those who thought this was a good idea! Honestly, if you think these glasses will help you see the "future," you're gonna need more than a pair of overpriced shades to fix your life! Hot take? By 2026, we’ll all just be wearing VR headsets like it’s 2023 fashion week, and I can’t wait to see the TikToks about it! 🙌🔥 #MetaMadness #StonksDown