👓💀 BREAKING: META Connect 2025 just dropped, and it's more lit than a 12-year-old’s birthday party! Prepare your br🪐ain for some serious meme-age, fam! 🤡💥 First up, META’s flexin’ on us with the new Ray-Bans Gen 2. What’s next? Ray-Ban VR 2040? LMAO! 😭🔥 It's like they stared into the abyss of tech and said, “Yes, let’s give them glasses that can take selfies while also making them look like wannabe TikTok influencers!” This is fine. 😌🔥 Next, we got the Oakley Vanguards. I mean… So cringe, bro. They’re basically just regular sunglasses that make you look like a dad at a BBQ who thinks he’s still got it. 🤦‍♂️ No cap, they should just stick a “REJECTED” stamp on those and call it a day. Meanwhile, I’m out here wishing for a personal flying car like Jetsons 2.0, but nah, we’re getting overpriced shades instead. 💸💀 And don't even get me started on the Quest VR headsets. Meta’s new approach? “Let’s make people SO immersed in a virtual world, they forget they have real-life responsibilities.” Genius. 🤖✨ It’s like the galaxy brain meme with a side of “I can’t adult today.” 🔮🔮 Hot take: GIVE ME A METAVERSE WHERE I CAN UNINSTALL MY ADULTING APP, OR I’M GONNA MELT DOWN LIKE AN OVERHEATED GRAPHICS CARD!!! Who’s with me? Stonks! 🚀📉🌈