🎉😵‍💫 Meta Connect 2025: Where Innovation Meets Oblivion! 🚀💀 Hold onto your kaleidoscope visors, fam! 🤓💥 It’s about to get REAL RAY-BANtastic up in here! This year's snooze-fest features “display-enabled smart glasses” that’ll probably just show you TikTok feed while you *still* can’t find your AirPods in the couch cushions. 😩🎧 🔥✨ First off, they're giving the Ray-Ban brand a glow-up! Why do we need smart glasses? So we can scroll IG while pretending to be deep in the Metaverse? 🤡 #MetaMath 💰💰 “Bro, I just want to vibe in 8K while avoiding basic human interaction…” - A "leaked" Meta dev 🤖👀 Meanwhile, the Hypernova smart glasses are dropping! This is the future where your glasses start yelling at you too! “Hey, stop wearing that outfit, it’s CRINGE!” while projecting ads for moisture-wicking socks. Like, THAT is a gap year project I can get behind. 🧐📈 So, what’s the hot prediction? 🤯 Everyone has superpowers now, except they can only fly to the living room fridge. #Stonks on that fridge, am I right? 📈💀 Remember: This event is both cringe and legendary at the same time. It’s like watching a cat meme in slow motion. 🤣✨ #MetaConnect2025