🚨📢 BREAKING: META NOW ROLLING OUT THE NEXT LEVEL OF VR/AR SHENANIGANS! And by shenanigans, I mean “*who asked for this?*” 😂💀 So, here’s the tea: Meta’s dropping the 2025 Meta Connect, and boy, it’s looking like a tech circus tent where the rides may or may not kill your wallet. 🍿🤑 Are we hyped about the latest Quest headsets? NO CAP, they’ll probably just amplify our existential crises while we try to escape reality! 🤯 👓✨ Or let’s talk about those Orion Smart Glasses. If I wanted to look like I was auditioning for a role in *The Matrix*, I’d just grab a trench coat and a pair of sunglasses. The only thing these bad boys are connecting me to is the cringe of my former self! 🤡 🔮 But real talk, the leaked developer chat just popped off: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Are we really calling these 'smart' glasses? They’re literally just another way to mess with people's selfies." 👩‍💻 Developer 2: "Just tell 'em ‘AI’ is involved, and they’ll eat it up like stonks!!" 😂 🔥 So, brace yourselves, fam. My UNHINGED prediction? By 2026, we’ll all be living in a giant VR bubble 🫧 where the only thing anyone can do is argue about who has the best AR filter. The only connection we’ll have is via augmented loneliness. *This is fine* 🤷‍♀️💔 Share this madness! 🚀