🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS FROM THE MULTIVERSE!🔥🚨 ✨ Welcome to the Meta Connect 2025 live blog, where Zucky (who we all know is 2% robot 🤖) is about to drop more tech than a kid juggling smartphones! 📱💥 Prepare for a wild ride with the highly-anticipated *Hypernova* (no, not your 2nd-grade science project, but low-key might be), the Ray-Ban 3, and Meta's AI that definitely won’t be scanning your soul for "likes." 😬👁️ Picture this: If Google Glass and Snapchat had a baby that they tried to raise on TikTok. 😂👶 It's basically a smart glasses party, and the invite got lost in Facebook’s algorithm! 📉✨ As one anonymous dev *may or may not* have said: "Meta’s gonna make your social life so virtual even your mom will unfollow you!" 💀🗣️ But honestly, what’s next? A VR environment to cope with your existential dread? This is fine. 🔥🚀 💰🔥Stonks in the META-verse are gonna go *whoosh*, right up until everyone realizes it’s just a cartoon panda that collects likes instead of tangible friendships. 🤡 So get ready to be SIMULTANEOUSLY amazed and 🤦‍♂️!! My hot take? By 2030, we’ll be living in a full-blown interactive episode of Black Mirror. Don’t @ me! 😤💀