🚨🦾 Hold onto your retinal displays, fam! Meta just dropped their Connect 2025 bombshell and it’s more packed than a Zoom call on Monday morning! 💻🔥 First up, we have the *Meta Ray-Ban Display*–a pair of smart glasses that’s basically the love child of Tony Stark and a LeBron dunk. These bad boys come with a high-res display in your right lens. 🤓💥 Forget glancing at your phone; now you can ignore every text while looking cool at the same time. Classic Meta, right? 🙄💁‍♂️ But wait, there’s MORE! You can scroll through messages with a wristband. *A WRISTBAND!* So now if you had a dream of looking like a cyborg while tripping over your own feet, congrats! You’ve officially peaked. 🦾👓 🔮 Speaking of which, let’s not forget the *future of social awkwardness!* Imagine walking down the street, swiping through your messages while making *intense* eye contact with a lamp post. This is fine. 😅🔥 👀 And hey, I can already hear the developers: "We just wanted to help people connect… while tracking their every move like we're the FBI." 🙃🔒 So slap that stonks meme on this news, because in 2025, your social life is gonna be fueled by smart specs and crippling paranoia! 🤖💰💭 📈 *Prediction Alert:* By 2030, we'll all just be living in the glasses… Google Glass 2.0? More like *Meta Mind Prison*! 🚀💀 Share this if you're ready to blind yourself with tech! 💥