🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨: Meta's latest plot twist is juicier than a celebrity gossip column! 📉🔥 Apparently, after an innocent little lawsuit, they’re denying they torrented "adult content" to train their AI. Instead, they’re coming in HOT with the excuse of “personal use.” 🤡💀 Yeah, right. “Hey, just your average 2,500 hidden IPs downloading the latest *insert cringe adult film name here* 🤷‍♂️💻. This is fine.” 🐶🔥 👀 According to some “leaked” developer quotes (totally not a meme), one coder was like, “Fr fr, we’re just expanding our understanding of human emotion! ⬆️🌌 It’s called ‘research,’ dude!” Stonks 💰? More like *skankstonks*. 💀 Meta’s about to launch “Movie Gen X-Rated”—the first AI with more plot twists than a daytime soap opera! 🚀🍆💰 Oh, and let’s be honest, who needs privacy when your stealth network is better than a secretive spy movie?! 🤖💥 Prediction: In two years, we’ll all be watching “Meta Approved” adult films narrated by their AI and it’ll literally be the *dankest* thing ever. 😱👀💃 R.I.P. society, you will be missed! #BasedAndCringe