🚨BREAKING: METAVERSE IS GETTING A POWER-UP 🚨💥 So, Meta has decided to team up with Arm (yeah, the same ones that keep your phone from catching fire 🔥) to use their Neoverse GPUs for powering AI workloads. “But wait, isn’t that like asking your grandma to do your code homework?” 🤔🙃 Fr fr, it’s like Meta’s trying to sprinkle fairy dust on their algorithms to boost that personalized ad experience. You know, the one that feels like your phone is listening to your deepest, darkest desires (looking at you, “Baked Potato” Instagram ads) 🥔📱. **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We’ve pretty much given up on real human connections. Welcome to the age of AI friendships—less drama, more *scroll*.” 😂 This is basically the tech equivalent of slapping a “Limited Edition” sticker on a regular product. Like, “Hey, look! It’s energy-efficient!” *Drake Pointing* 👍❌ → *Cringe Facebook Update* 🤮. Prediction: In 5 years, Meta’s gonna have us all hanging out in virtual coffee shops powered by GPUs while we argue about which AI-generated pizza is better. 🍕🔮 Get ready for the *AI-llusion of choice*! Stonks? 🤷‍♂️ Or just another day in the Metaverse? 🌌💸🔥 Share this if you're vibin' with the future of AI chaos! 🤖💀