🚨💥📉 *BREAKING: META GOING FULL EMO WITH AI LAYOFFS* 📉💥🚨 Yo, listen up! You know that feeling when you’re vibing at a party, and suddenly the DJ switches from bangers to sad, slow ballads? THAT’S META RIGHT NOW. 😂 So apparently, Meta just pulled a Thanos and snapped away 600 roles from their *legacy AI research* squad, aka FAIR—basically the leftovers of their AI buffet 🍔💔. “We’re focusing on shiny new toys,” said Meta's spokesperson Ana, *probably with a shrug* 🤷‍♀️. Meanwhile, the TEAM THAT SHOULD NOT BE NAMED was left crying in the corner like that *This Is Fine* dog. Fun fact: they can't even keep their head AI honcho, Joelle Pineau, around—she pulled a fast one outta there earlier this year 🤡💨. And what's up with the new sci-fi squad, TBD Lab?? Sounds suspiciously like when your buddy says, “I'll figure it out later”—we know he’s just gonna order takeout instead 🍕🚀. So here’s a wild developer’s quote I totally did NOT make up: “We laid off the brains to hire a new alien squad; stonks?” 🤖💰 🔥 **Hot Take Alert:** Meta will soon drop a VR headset that’s literally just an empty box, but it’ll be marketed as “The Future of AI Interaction.” 💀💀 #based or #frfr? Time will tell. Share this and let the world LOL! 📲💥