🚨🔥 BREAKING: Meta wants to shill *more* AI straight into your feeds, fam!!! 🤖💀 That's right, the Zuck and his merry band of algorithmically-enhanced minions are cracking down harder than your high school gym coach when it comes to cramming AI-generated content down our throats! 💩📈 #NoCap So, during what must have been the sleepiest earnings call since the dawn of time, Zuck said, "We’ll leverage *more* AI in your feeds!" Like, bro, if I wanted a digital ghost haunting my socials, I’d just use my ex's account! 👻🥴 *This is fine* (til you start being recommended cat memes by Skynet)! Imagine scrolling through Insta, only for some AI to suggest a *sizzling* Instagram influencer diet of raw broccoli and sadness? 🥦😩 As if the algorithm wasn’t already a cringe masterpiece of weirdness — now we’re getting AI verified? Stonks? Nah, more like **Fallen Stonks**! 📉 Leaked convo from a Meta dev: “I told Zuck we should focus on REAL humans, and he just stared at me like I was a bug he could squash.” 🪳🔥 🔮 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Meta gets transformed into a full AI chatroom where your imaginary friend gives you dating advice. The twist? It has better game than you. 💔💰 #Based