🔥🚨 *BREAKING: Meta's Job Cutting Spree!* 🚨🔥 Hold onto your Oculus, folks! Meta just decided to play "Survivor: AI Edition" and 🚪👋 waved goodbye to 600 jobs because who needs a growing workforce when you can just reorganize into oblivion, right? 🤡💀 Can we get a moment of silence for those poor souls who thought they were working on the future? 🙏 Hard pass, fam! They probably just got served the ultimate cringe roast from Mark Zuckerberg himself: "You thought AI was gonna save you? LOL, cope." 🤖💔 And lemme hit you with this *leaked* convo I heard straight from the Meta HQ break room: **Developer 1:** "I thought I was building the next Skynet!" **Developer 2:** "Nah, more like 'Skynet-Broke-Edition' 🤷‍♂️" Imagine being part of a tech giant that gleefully swipes researchers from other labs like it’s a Tinder match—only to ghost them weeks later. 💔💔 *Stonks?* Nah fam, more like *no stonks.* 😭 But here's my *totally-not-sarcastic* prediction: In 2024, Meta will release an AI chatbot that only spits out random job loss scenarios. "Would you like to apply for this position, or will we lay you off instead?" 🤔💥 Welcome to the future—where your resume goes to die and algorithmic chaos reigns supreme! 🚀🔥 #MetaMadness #AIForDays #SeetheAndCope