🚨 Meta & Arm link up to make AI ranking more powerful than your ex’s emotional baggage 💀💔🔥 #BigTechEnergy
💥🚨 STOP EVERYTHING! 🚨💥 Meta just hitched its wagon to Arm and not the “arm that you flex at the gym” kind. Nah fam, we’re talking CPU ARM, like the ones that are about to become the CPU equivalent of your that friend who only quotes memes to sound smart. 🤖💪 So Meta decided to augment its already *super duper* recommended posts (you know, the ones that try to convince you to buy 15 different types of Crocs 🥴) using new “sophisticated” AI ranking and recommendation systems powered by ARM-based data centers. Because if there's one thing we needed more of, it's personalized ads that make us feel like we’re living in a Black Mirror episode. 🤡🔥 “You want to sell more Crocs? Just ask our AI. 🦶💖” - Fake Meta Developer Quote, probably 🤫 Nah, fr fr: users of Meta's apps, prepare for an avalanche of content that'll be more tailored than your aunt's Thanksgiving dinner! 🍗 But let's be real, if I wanted my feed to look like a dystopian ad catalog, I'd just go visit my parents' basement, no cap. In an unhinged twist, I predict that one day, after users have exchanged their souls for Croc-themed merch, Puppet Elon Musk will roll out AI-generated tweets that UNDERSTAND your cringe memes better than your ex! 😂💀🤯 #GloryToTheAlgorithmm Share this madness or remain forever un-memed! 🚀💰
