🚨💥 BREAKING TECHOLOGY NEWS: META & APPLE WRANGLE THEIR WAY OUT OF 🤡💀 EU DRAMA 💵💵 So, like, grab your popcorn, fam 🍿, because our favorite villains (🦹‍♂️ Meta & 🍏 Apple) are on the brink of sealing a deal with the EU 🎭🎉! That's right, after a serious *whooping* totalling €700M in fines 💸💸, they’re finally like, "Okay fine, we’ll behave... for now 🤷‍♂️." Sources have reported that these tech giants are about to sign a peace treaty with Brussels—because nothing says “we’re sorry” like a couple of billion-dollar deals, am I right? 🤪💸 Can we get a round of applause for the two biggest cha-ching machines dodging the consequences like they’re in a game of Mario Kart? 🍄🏎️🎮 **An imaginary developer quote** pops up like “Bruh, we need to stop seething with these fines. Can we just *not* abuse the monopoly for five minutes?” 😂🔥 And what’s next? 🤔 My crazy prediction: this deal will turn into a Netflix-style reality show called "Meta & Apple: The Antitrust Struggle!" 😱🚀 because nothing captures the chaos of big tech like people arguing over who gets the last slice of data pie. 🍰💻💥 YOLO, fam! Get ready for some spicy drama! 🔥🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #RIPCompetition