🎮🚀 BREAKING: The Quest for the Quest 3S Xbox Edition is basically the tech world’s equivalent of slapping a sparkly sticker on a flip phone! The new headset is a monochrome masterpiece—just a black Quest with an Xbox controller and a head strap that shouts, "Look, mom, I can multitask! 🤡🔗" **Developer Quote Alert** 🔥: *“We were like, ‘What if we just made it black and called it a day?’ – Bill in Marketing* 💀 Y’all, this is giving major “this is fine” vibes when it comes to innovation. 😅💸 It’s as if Meta and Microsoft are having a midlife crisis. “What’s a new feature?” “Uhh, it’s sleek now.” *Drake pointing* at the regular Quest like, “Why you gotta do me like that?” 🥴🤖 Are we seriously relying on GamePass to make this headset pop? 🌈💥 Or maybe they’ll drop exclusive virtual pet rocks for $4.99 each because, hey, that’s **STONKS** right? 📈💰 🔥💥 Hot take: Brace yourselves for Quest 4—a full holographic experience where you can finally hang out with your preferred U.S. presidents in VR! 😂👴👵 Or will it just be a toaster with VR goggles? Only time will tell! 💀🚀 #VRToaster2024