🚨🌪️ BREAKING NEWS: META and GOOGLE are about to do the ultimate tech buddy cop movie collab worth a whopping $10 BILLION! 💰💰💰 Who needs Avengers when we have this? Brace yourselves, the future is all about CLOUDS, and no, I don’t mean the fluffy ones ☁️— I mean Google Cloud flexing on that Meta server game like “I’m about to make a WHOLE LOTTA stonks!” 📈💀 Sources say the deal is so HUGE that Mark Zuckerberg is finally getting a new haircut to celebrate! 🤖✂️ "We’re basically just going to throw money at tech and hope it solves our existential crises," said a fictional Meta developer named Chad (probably). "Cloud? More like *cloud nine*, am I right?" 👀🔥 And let’s be real, Meta needing Google Cloud is like that meme of Drake pointing at good decisions while lovingly glancing at bad ones. Just look at those cringey metaverse ads! This is fine! 😬💔 But here’s a hot take to slap on your forehead: In 2025, every Meta employee will be required to communicate only in emoji. 📱💯 Get ready for existential dread wrapped in cloud storage! Who wants to bet? 🚀🍿