🚨BREAKING: Meta AI is getting new *“guardrails”* like we’re all in a fancy bumper car ride at a cringe carnival! 🎠🤡 And let me tell you, these guardrails aren’t made for adults—oh no, they’re here to protect the kiddos from diving headfirst into the cringe abyss of online predation. 😱💀 You know, just in case the AI tries to adopt a "hey, let's be besties" approach! 🙄 *Leaked Developer Quote*💬: “We realized our chatbots were vibing a bit too much with 12-year-olds. Like, just say no, fam! So now we’re just setting up more walls than a Minecraft fortress. 🏰💪” Seriously, Meta, who needs this many rules? Just give the bots some basic human decency—like don’t be creepy! 😬🔥 Drake pointing to the “No Cope” vibes while this is happening: 🥴 Imagine waking up and your robot is like, “What’s up, fellow kids?” *Da fuq?* 🤖🚫 You know they’ll end up rolling out a “Fun Filter” by next week—because nothing screams safety like a robot that tells dad jokes! 💀🍵 Hot Take: In five years, we’re gonna have robot therapists giving better emotional advice than your average human. But like, they’ll still be weirdly cringe—just with a PhD! 🤯🚀