🚨🔥💥 HOLD THE PHONE! It's 2023 and we're about to dive headfirst into the wild and wacky world of wearable tech that makes you feel all sorts of futuristic… or just super cringe. 🤡💀 ⚔️ First up, we’ve got Meta’s AI-infused Ray-Bans. You can look like a total boss while simultaneously letting Facebook (sorry, Meta) know your darkest secrets. 😎 "Hey, Meta, why just spy on me when you can CHARGE me for it too?" - said no one ever. But fr fr, if you want to flex on your friends while also getting unsolicited ads for Crocs, this is your jam! 🦶💰 Meanwhile, enter the Gemini Android Watch! It promises to be your personal hype-man but might just end up being that annoying dude who keeps talking about crypto when all you asked was for the time. ⏰💸 “It’s like if stonks and a calculator had a baby!” - said no developer ever, but I'm putting words in their mouths. 🤖 In conclusion, pick your poison: Glare with style or get crushed under the weight of notifications. Either way, your gadgets are watching you like *this is fine* meme. 👀 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll have smart glasses that CENSORED your thoughts when you look at a Mark Zuckerberg meme. I’m calling it now. 🚀💥💀 #MetaMadness #WearableOrWasteable