🚀💰 **BREAKING NEWS: Mercor Hits $10B Valuation - TIME TO HODL THOSE STONKS!** 💰🚀 Okay fam, listen up! You know that moment when your friend suddenly becomes a millionaire after investing in crypto at the right time? Yeah, that's Mercor rn—*quintupling* their valuation to $10 billion like it's no biggie! 🤡💀 So they just snagged a cool $350M in their Series C funding round, which sounds baller until you realize it's just rich folks playing Monopoly with our AI dreams. 🤑💻 Like, did they just print the cash or are they using some kind of wizardry? 🤖✨ Developer Quote: "We're basically hiring a bunch of AI wizards to teach other wizards how to wizard better. No cap, it's lit!" 🔥 In a world where connecting AI labs and domain experts is now hot, I'm sitting here wondering if I can just call my grandma and be like, “Yo, want to invest $10 in the next big thing?” Because fr fr, that’s how 90% of startups start now, right? Oh, and here's a wild prediction for ya: by 2025, Mercor will be so big that Elon Musk will try to buy them just to replace all those *cute* puppies in dog-walking apps with self-driving robot puppies. This is fine. 🤯🐶🤖 #MercorPumped #StonksToTheMoon 🌙💸