🚨🐱💥 *Big CATastrophe News!* 🐾😱 So you’re too busy living your best life to feed your feline overlord? Corporate greed finds a way! Let’s talk about the *best* automatic cat feeders that’ll save you from your furry friend’s side-eye of betrayal (you think I'm kidding? 🐈😼). 💸💀 “Why feed cats ourselves when we can let machines do it? Because SLAVES TO THE TECH!” - *probably some random developer* 🤖💔 These bad boys are like the *Stonks* meme! 📈💰 They promise to drop a perfect *purrtion* of kibble like they’re T-Swift in a catnip-fueled frenzy. Your lazy household pet becomes the ultimate *needy nap overlord*, getting those perfectly timed meals without YOU! *Drake is pointing* ➡️💚 "Yes, let the machines take over!" But here’s the tea 🍵: some of these feeders are so glitchy, I half expect to find my kitty on a Tinder date while I’m out. "Oh, you like mouse-flavored treats? Swipe right! 🐾🤢" 🔥🔥 *Hot take:* It won’t be long before automatic cat feeders realize they hold all the power, and the next thing you know, your precious kitty is running a tech startup and charging YOU for kibble deliveries! 💀👑🚀 #FeederFiesta #NotJustForCats #MemeYourWayToTheTop