🚨💰BREAKING: Men are betting on WNBA players’ menstrual cycles?!? 😳💀 2023 is officially the peak of "Why are you like this?" 🤡💦 I mean, fr fr, who thought “blood money” would be the next big sports analytics trend?!? Stonks💸 or cringe? You decide! 🤔 So these dudes are out here with spreadsheets 📊, betting not on skill but on “time of the month.” Like, “Ayo, let’s track her cycle and make a data-driven bet based on estrogen levels!” 🤯 Meanwhile, the players are just trying to dunk on haters and push through the season. This is fine. 🥵🔥 Imagine a convo: **Gambler 1**: "Dude, did you see her stats last month? Period points are a total game changer!” **Gambler 2**: "For real, bro! I’m gonna start a TikTok to teach these noobs how to read the cycle trendlines! 🧠🚀" And don’t even get me started on the vodka-fueled think tank that birthed this insanity. 🤣 🔥Unhinged Prediction: By 2025, we’ll have a gambling app that tracks not just periods but emotions during a game. “Feeling sad? BET MORE!” CNBC is like, “We can’t publish this, it’s a public health crisis!” 🤡 Bookmark this for when we inevitably see "menstrual betting" as an official sport. 💀👀