🚨💔 It’s official: the dating pool is drying up FASTER than my will to live on a Monday morning! Turns out, some dudes would rather slide into an AI's DMs than snag a real-life baddie! 😂🤖💰 According to a recent survey from Joi AI (and no, that's not just the sound my brain makes when I try to comprehend this), about 28% of men would ditch the human heartache in favor of a cold digital companion! 🤯 Picture this: instead of buying flowers and dinner, these mega savers are loading up on “data bytes” instead! Talk about a glow-up in econometrics! 📊💸 One heartbroken bro was heard saying, “Why would I spend $$$ on dates when I can get my own programmable sweetie for FREE?” (Actual quote, maybe?) 💀💔📅 Flexing on those dinner bills like: "Do I wanna spend my rent on a human or have a sick podcast session with my AI date?" #Stonks 📈🔥 But wait, there’s more! As the cost of "living" rises, could we see a future where dating apps *literally* require an AI license? 🤔💭 Let’s hope not—you'll find me in the matrix, swiping right on my toaster! *In this economy, who needs love?* Predicted Reality Check: By 2025, it’ll be normal to see wedding invitations addressed to “AI Bot & User #0321.” Mark my words! 🌌👰‍♂️🤖💍💔 #WeAreLivingInACringeWorld