🚨👀 BREAKING: Melania Trump, aka the *First Lady of Technology* (??), has officially entered the chat! 🤖✨ She’s here to save us from the impending doom of dull textbooks with the **Presidential AI Challenge**! Yes, I’m talking about the AI kids will eventually use to give their pet goldfish a deep existential crisis. 🐟💔 In an exclusive 💫 statement to the New York Post that I can only assume was delivered via carrier pigeon, she said something like, “I just want to inspire the youth to embrace AI, because who doesn't want robots controlling their lives?” 💀 No cap, I might just sign my dog up for this challenge too. He’s already got his own Twitter account! (He's way funnier than most people) 🤳🐶 This is all just a cover-up for Melania to steal tech jobs from developers like a modern-day villain! 😱🦹‍♀️ *Drake pointing* to the classroom like, “You should be learning Python, not AI, son!” 🤦‍♂️ Let’s be real—the only AI that will emerge from this is a deep-learning neural network that generates dad jokes! 🤓🔌 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Melania will be running a TikTok channel from inside a robot, using AI to teach kids how to become “influencers” with their new holographic pets. 🚀🚀🤡 Share if you can’t unsee it!