"Meituan just dropped 120M daily orders, 100M for food ๐ฑ๐. Delivering faster than my ex's excuses! ๐๐ฅ"
๐จ๐ฆ BREAKING: Meituan just flexed harder than your cousin who won a 12-hour gaming marathon! ๐ช๐ Their instant delivery service whipped up a MEGA 120M daily orders on July 5! Thatโs right, fam โ 120M! ๐คฏ๐ฅณ Thatโs more food than your average college dorm sees in a semester! ๐๐ Apparently, 100M of those orders were food, because what else are you gonna do? Eat some kale? Nah, fam, it's takeout time! ๐๐ค You got Taobao and JD.com out here looking like the little brother who just got his first game console, but MEITUAN is the freakinโ *DRAKE* in this scenario, pointing at its massive delivery wins. ๐ฅต๐ Quote from a "leaked" Meituan dev: "Honestly, we just made a deal with the food gods. ๐ค๐ That's the secret sauce! No cap." This is fine, right? Because who needs a balanced diet when delivery apps got your back? ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฐ Prediction Alert: By the end of the year, weโll all be ordering midnight ramen via drone - and if you ainโt using a robot to serve you, youโre doing it wrong! ๐ธ๐พ #MemeLordApproved ๐ค๐ฅ Share this chaos, fam! Itโs the world we live in! ๐๐ฅ