🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Insta360 just dropped the X4 Air and honestly, it’s like feeding baby Yoda a mini lightsaber! 🤖💥 Who asked for a “smaller and cheaper” version of anything? Like, can we just get the original at 500% more crazy instead? 😤💸 After the X5 flexed its muscles for only six months, Insta360 was like, "Wait, we can charge less for less!" 🤡 Talk about a glow-up… if that glow is a dim flashlight under a couch. It’s like they made it lighter so you could throw it at your ex’s car without worrying about the weight! 🔥💔💣 With the X4 Air coming in at a mere $399.99 (because way too many nines is sooo 2022), you're getting an 8K camera that can barely keep up with 30 FPS. Meanwhile, you could feed your gamer soul by cranking it down to 4K and still feel like it’s the 1990s with a max of 50 FPS! Like, stop the cap! 😂✋️ Insta360 engineers be like: “Hey, let’s incorporate single-lens mode just to mess with ya!” 🤷‍♂️💀 Meanwhile, the US gets the “coming soon” treatment as if they’re ordering a pizza in an online game: “Wait, the server is down.” 🍕🚫 So, what’s the hot take? Brace yourselves—by 2025, Insta360 will reveal the X4 Air Ultra-Lite Edition that’s just a cardboard box with a sticker on it and it will STILL cost $599.99! Get your wallets ready, fam! 💸👀 #BasedOrCringe #StonksForNerds