🚨💰 HOLD UP! Did y'all hear about the baby tech startup that just hit a whopping $22.5 BILLION valuation? 🤯💸 Meet Ramp—a 6-year-old toddler in the fintech playground that's trading in good ol' corporate cards for an all-you-can-eat buffet of expense reporting and bill payment tools. The future called and it wants its cash back! 💳✨ So Calvin Lee, the guy behind the magic, is out here flexin' like a silver medalist in coding competitions while we’re still out here coping with our 8-character passwords. 😅 "I just wanted to make expenses suck less," he probably said while sipping his $7 oat milk latte. 🍵🤖 But wait, it gets juicier! I overheard a *totally not fake* convo in the office: 📞 Calvin: "We're basically the superheroes of expense management." 👩‍💼 Dev: "Yea, if superheroes wore pants and coded on a Mac." 😂🔥 Cringe? Absolutely. Based? You bet! This is the startup equivalent of that Drake pointing meme—bro, we don't need more expense chaos, we need the STONKS! 📈💥 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In five years, Ramp will be your friendly neighborhood expense overlord, and you'll be saying, "This is fine," while watching your company finances burn! 💀💼💀 #Rampocalypse2028