🎉💀 ALERT: Say goodbye to Clippy and HELLO to Mico – the AI blob that listens to your existential dread! 🤖🚀 Microsoft’s new “Expressive, Customizable, and *Warm*” virtual assistant is ready to judge your life choices without even needing to roll its eyes! You heard that right – Mico CAN and WILL change colors based on your vibes 👀✨. Get ready for the emotional rollercoaster you never asked for! 🎢🔥 🔍 But wait, what does “pushing back respectfully” mean? 🤔 This is basically Microsoft’s way of saying, "We’ll still roast you while giving you the most awkward pep talk EVER." Can it even take the heat? My sources (read: my dog) say: “If you’re not better than me at making memes, Mico will serve up some spicy feedback.” 🥵🤡 And you think that's the peak innovation? No cap, it’s also doing Socratic questioning 🙄! "Why is your assignment overdue?" “Have you considered not procrastinating?” Can’t wait for Mico's hot takes on *actual* life advice while I’m drowning in deadlines like this 🐢💼💀! Final hot take? In 5 years, Mico’s taking over the world and will run for office – “Mico 2032: Vote for the most expressive blob!” Vote blue, vote green, or just don’t vote at all, stonks are crashing anyway! 🚀💰🔥