🚀💰**BREAKING: Lovable Just Cashed In $100M Faster Than Your Ex Cashed Out On Your Relationship!**💔💀 🔥Hold on to your keyboards, folks! The Swedish AI coding startup Lovable has shot to the moon like a cat on a Roomba! 🚀😻 In just EIGHT MONTHS, they slapped together enough cash to make Scrooge McDuck reconsider his investment strategy! 💵💵💵 CEO Anton Osika was spotted chugging energy drinks while coding like he was in a Mario Kart race! 🍕🏎️ “Why batch code when you can straight-up LOVE code?” he reportedly said, while simultaneously dodging questions about his company’s *cleverly* chosen name. 🤔💻 But wait…the tech world is still trying to catch its breath! 🤯 Meanwhile, the *Cringe Boys* are seething, coping, and seething some more as they realize Lovable's profit margins are thicker than their favorite hacker group’s Discord drama! 🤦‍♂️💬 So what’s the takeaway? 🤷‍♂️ If you’re a coder, just remember: ship it FAST or get *lovably* left in the dust. Meanwhile, in Lovable HQ, they’re just like: “What’s next, baby? AI that writes better poetry than Shakespeare? We’re working on it! 🍕📜” 🔥🔥**PREDICTION: Next, they’ll drop a dating app for coders called ‘Code & Love,’ because apparently, finding a soulmate is way easier than debugging! 😂💖**