🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Silicon Valley's New BFF is Defense Tech and She’s Here to Steal Your Lunch Money! 💰💣🔥 Meet Katherine Boyle, the Elon-Musk-meets-Rambo of venture capital at a16z! 🤖💼 This gal’s not just talking the talk; she’s strutting down the runway of warfare with JD Vance at her side—yes, the same guy who thinks “politics” is just another word for “who gets to the buffet first.” 🍔🥴 Silicon Valley is about to trade in their TikTok dance moves for military-grade tech like it's Black Friday at a gun show. 💥 “Why save the whales when we can fund jets instead?” - Katherine, probably. 🙃 And let's be real, Silicon Valley, we see you! You’re trying to flex your new “defense innovation” like it's some revolutionary invention. *This is fine* 🔥🔥 as you sip your overpriced oat milk lattes and pretend your AI isn’t plotting world domination. But hey, I can’t blame Katherine for cashing in on the stonks 📈—who wouldn’t want to turn tech into a glorified version of Call of Duty? 🤷‍♂️ So here’s the hot take of the day: by 2024, your next Uber ride might just be a military drone and you’ll literally be dodging bullets! 💀🚁 Buckle up, fam; it’s about to get chaotic! ✨