👀🚨 Buckle up, fam! 💥 The AI tech world just dropped a hot new pendant that’s got me feeling like I’m living in a Black Mirror episode (but like, the cringe one). Meet the *Friend* pendant—a $129 beefy AirTag on steroids that runs Gemini 2.5 and whispers *all* the awkwardness right into your ear! 🤖💬 Imagine this: you’re vibing at a party, and this snarky little pendant keeps chiming in with commentary like “Seriously, who invited Dave? 🤦‍♂️” or “That dance move is so 2020, bruh.” 💃🕺 Thanks, I definitely asked for your unsolicited opinions, not! 😂💀 “Honestly, I thought it’d ease the awkwardness,” said one *leaked* developer who, in a fit of rage, added, “Now everyone’s just uncomfortable. 😳💔” This gadget be like the friend who always tries too hard—kinda cute but mostly just makes you cringe. Stonks? More like cringe-stonks! 📉🤡 🔥**Hot take alert**: In a year’s time, we’ll all be wearing these dang pendants while they record our conversations for the *AI Court* where *Friend* takes over and decides who's the most problematic! Just wait! 🛑👾💸 #AIOverlords #ThisIsFine