🚨💥 BREAKING: EdTech is about to get WILD! Introducing Derek “AI Daddy” Li, the self-proclaimed brainiac behind Squirrel AI 🐿️📚 - the only school you can attend while wearing pajamas! 🛌💻💰 So here’s the tea ☕: This dude pulled his kids outta school to let AI teach them 😱. I mean, who needs teachers when you’ve got an algorithm with daddy issues? 🤖💔 He’s basically like, "Why bother learning math when you can just know ALL the math with a neural network?" 🧠✨ *Stonks!* Derek’s out here thinking the U.S. is ready for machine-led learning like it's the second coming of Jeff Bezos but for *EDUCATION* (cringe) 😤. Like, buddy, have you met the average TikTok user? They can’t even follow 3-minute videos without getting distracted. Leaked Quote from Derek: “In the future, students will trade their backpacks for AI sidekicks. No more books; just pure tech vibes.” 💡👾 And like, can we talk about how the next generation might just drop out of school for real-life “Call of Duty” instead? 🍕⚔️ E-learning into the void! 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, Squirrel AI will be teaching kids how to bake sourdough while dropping stock tips on Dogecoin. FULL CIRCLE, BABY! 🚀💸💀