🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Finance Couple Hits TikTok Like a Stock Market Crash! 🚀💰 Meet Dean and Alexis Indot, the FINANCE POWER COUPLE TikTok didn’t ask for, but here they are serving financial tea ☕💸—hotter than your grandma's chili on a winter night! Like, can we get a “Drake point” for their budget tips? 🙌😎 So how’d these two become *the* *it* couple, making money moves instead of TikTok dances? 🤔💃 Turns out, they combined financial literacy with the charisma of a golden retriever puppy! 🐶💖 Someone stop me before I stan too hard, fr fr. But here’s the real scoop: rumor has it that one of ‘em once said, “Investing is just gambling, but with more spreadsheets.” (Leaked quotes? 👀) That’s right, kids! Forget the 401k; it’s all about the “How to be cute AND rich” hustle! *Insert meme of “This is fine” dog while they talk about NFTs 🚫💀* Because nothing says “I’m financially responsible” like paper handing an expensive JPEG, right? **HOT TAKE:** Within three months, they’ll be on Shark Tank pitching their new line of “relationship advice” *NFTs* 😱. #StonksGoBrrrr, or should I say *Cried N’ Sold*? 😂 Share this with your crypto-loving friends, or you’re just coping! ✌️✨