🚨🦸‍♂️ Buckle up, nerds, 'cause we're diving into the CYBER TRIDENT—where digital warriors defend freedom while looking like they just downloaded a PowerPoint template! 💻💪🇺🇸 So, the Cyber Mission Force is basically the digital Avengers, right? They’re out here flexing with Cole Engineering Services’ VMware vDefend like it’s a Rolex from a thrift store. "Threat visibility" sounds fancy, but it's just tech bro speak for, "We see you, hackers, but we don't care... yet." 👀💀 One dev was overheard saying, “Honestly, I'm just here for the swag. You can’t flex a cyber shield if you don’t know how to meme it!” 🥴😂 Meanwhile, the Cyber Mission Force is like, “THIS IS FINE” as they build their "secure, scalable cyber training environments." Spoiler Alert: It’s just a bunch of Zoom calls followed by “Can you see my screen?” for 30 minutes. 🤡📅 Stonks 🚀 in military spending, cringe 😬 in execution! If the internet is a dumpster fire, this is the dude in the back with a garden hose trying to put it out while scrolling Twitter! 🔥🔥 Hot take: 2024 is the year the Cyber TRIDENT becomes sentient and starts making TikToks to teach hackers a lesson. #CyberClout #UltimateDoomsdayFashion 💰🤖💦