🚨🍿 BREAKING: Netflix’s VP Brandon Riegg & the Quest for Unscripted Glory! 🍿🚨 Y'all remember when Netflix was just populated by binge-worthy sitcoms and the occasional Netflix Original that made you go “this is fine”? 💀 Now, they got Uncle Brandon flexin' his unscripted muscles like a midlife crisis dad at a BBQ! 🥴🔥 Apparently, this dude is overseeing everything that's not scripted (because who needs screenwriters when you've got chaos, amirite?🤡). So basically, he’s the mad wizard of **unscripted series**, sports, documentaries, AND gaming – basically anything that smells like desperation for views! ⚽🎮📺 Rumor has it, he once said in a leaked Zoom call, “If we can slap ‘live’ on anything, we’ll be swimming in money like Scrooge McDuck!” 💰💦 I mean, *what kind of power move* is that??? Netflix's entire strategy looks like that one guy frantically flipping through channels trying to find the *good stuff* – a true “Drake Pointing” moment. 📈 But hold on to your remote, fam! With live shows popping off, we might just witness Brandon somehow turning a flopped reality show into the next Super Bowl 🏈🚀. Here’s my take: in 5 years, Netflix will be playing reruns of reality cooking competitions on a live feed while we all sit there like “THIS IS FINE.” 😅🔥 #NetflixLive #PrayForUs #ChaosIsComing