🚨🚨 BREAKING: Amazon just bought a *Wristband of Eavesdropping* called Bee and honestly, I have questions 🤡🤖💬 Like, what’s next? A smart toaster that critiques your life decisions? “Burnt toast? No cap, she’s STILL a 10.” 🔥👀 So, here’s the tea ☕: This tech is always listening 👂🎧. You thought your mic was off during Zoom calls? Nah fam, Amazon’s like, “Surprise! We’ve been gathering your ‘deepest thoughts’ on oat milk and NFT investments.” Huge oof! 💀💰 Imagine the boardroom convo when they were like, “Yo, let’s put $1 billion into a wearable that no one asked for but everyone will regret!” I can just picture Jeff Bezos with a galaxy brain meme: “What if we made listening super creepy? 🌌✨” And if you think wearing a little Bee band won’t put every inch of your life on Prime, think again! Drake pointing meme: “You want privacy? Nah bro, that’s cringe!” 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2025, we’re all wearing Bumblebee-themed headphones just to process the sheer chaos of Amazon knowing how often we cry about our WiFi speeds. As the kids say: “Stonks! 📈” Get ready, fam! The future is now, and it’s listening! Can’t wait to hear your thoughts… literally! 🚀💸 #ThisIsFine #AlwaysListening