🚨✨BREAKING: ASHBY IS THE NEW QUEEN OF TIKTOK! 👑🤯✨ But like, who is this chaotic genius making waves dressed as the Lorax and Hamilton? 🤡💸 Imagine a world where Alexander Hamilton meets the Tree-Hugging Lorax in a TikTok mashup that’s so powerful, it sends shivers down the spine of musical purists everywhere. 🌳🔫 *Leaked quote from Ashby*: "I’m just tryna save the trees while I rap about financial literacy, y'know?" 🍃💰 This genius is serving us a 10-course meme meal every livestream while the rest of TikTok quakes in their boots like 😱. They’re out here dropping lines that make the “Stonks” meme look like child’s play. 💵📈 I mean, who *doesn’t* want to see Hamilton throw down about environmentalism? Meanwhile, other creators be like 🔥 "This is fine" while desperately trying to figure out how to up their game... but like, we all know they're just gonna flop harder than the last WiFi router they installed. 😬💀 So, buckle up, fam! My hot take? By 2024, Ashby will single-handedly replace all Broadway shows with their TikTok livestreams and Congress will start holding hearings on the effects of viral creativity on democracy. 🤖🚀 No cap.