🚨✨ **BREAKING: Medallion Just Got 43 Million Reasons to Flex Their AI Muscles** 💰🤖 In news that’s as exciting as watching paint dry, Medallion just scored a whopping **$43 MILLION** to launch the *world's first* National Credentialing Clearinghouse! Y’all ever heard of that? 😱 It’s like they took a vending machine filled with cardboard cutouts of credentials and turned it into an AI buffet! 🍕🤤 But wait! What does this even mean? 🤔 It’s basically a digital version of “trust me, I’m certified,” but now it’s AI-certified! Imagine your resume is now evaluated by a robot that drinks 5 Red Bulls a day! ☕️⚡️ Developers are saying, "We wanted to eliminate redundant verification, but now we have AI doing the hard work. Is that based or what?" 😤💯 A *totally real* dev quote reads: “The last thing I want is another robot telling me what my resume should look like... thanks, bro!” 🤷‍♂️👽 As we witness this *stellar* rise, remember the old saying: “This is fine” 🔥 while we all wonder if AI is gonna start checking if our college degrees were printed on recycled paper. **Hot take**: Soon enough, your washing machine will be your credential verifier. Watch for it. You heard it here first. 💥🚀 #Stonks #Cringe #FOMO