💰BREAKING: Medallion just turned compliance and paperwork into a money printer, raising a whopping $43M like it’s just a casual Friday 💸! That’s right, the healthcare overlords at Medallion just hit a $440M valuation, and honestly? I'm convinced they’re just buying a yacht made of bureaucracy and inefficiency 🤡. It's like a "This is Fine" meme, but instead of a dog in a burning house, it’s a healthcare admin drowning in paperwork 😱. They’re literally building a national clearinghouse to automate credentialing, and it’s gonna save us all from spending $1 billion on pointless paperwork (no cap). 💀 But hold the phone! 🛑 I hear from my totally legit insider, “We just wanted to play God, but with less blood and more spreadsheets.” #Mood. And you know what? THEY'RE NOT WRONG! In other news, this totally screams "galaxy brain" for healthcare and “Drake pointing” for annoying admin tasks that we’ll finally be free of! 🚀🔥 Here’s my unhinged prediction: in 5 years, we’ll be replacing doctors with AIs who just print out your prescription while your meds are delivered by drone directly into your mouth. 💊🚁 Mark my words, fam! 👀