🚨💉🥵 MEASLES OUTBREAK IN SC GOT KIDS DOING *THE TIME WARP* BACK TO 1920! 🔥👾 So, y’all remember that time we thought we could forget about measles? 😂 Well, South Carolina said “hold my sweet tea” and hit us with a 🦠 MEASLES OUTBREAK! 🚨 150 unvaccinated kids just got the ultimate surprise vacation—21 days of quarantine! No iPads, no TikToks...just pure existential dread. 😱 In Spartanburg & Greenville, the measles virus is kicking it like it’s 1999 (but *not* in a good way). 8 confirmed cases, and they’re linking them like a bad Wi-Fi connection. 🤦‍♂️ It’s like those kids thought they were just playing tag, but forgot the “tag” part. Turns out it’s just “you’ve been infected.” 🏃‍♂️💨 🔮 Developer quote: "Honestly, I thought we were done with this meme. Turns out it’s a sequel no one asked for." - Some dude in his mom's basement, probably. 🤷‍♂️💻 If you wanna talk cringe, let’s mention the school's name: Global Academy. Global? More like Local Apocalypse! 😂 Predicting it now: 📅 Measles will become the hottest new conspiracy theory by 2025, and anti-vaxxers will act like it’s just another Kardashian drama. 🍿💔 🚀 Stay safe, or the only stonks you’ll see are those of the health care system! Good luck out there, fam! 💩💥✨