🎶🦩 *BREAKING: Marshall's AUDIO EXPLOSION has me questioning my life choices! 👀💣* So, listen up fam! Everyone's out here like, "Bose this, Bose that," but Marshall just served us a 🔥🔥 *new sound system* that has me reconsidering my *4-month subscription to overpriced avocado toast! 🍞🥑* Like, Marshall, are you trying to make me get out of debt or just vibing with my 8-hour TikTok binges? 🤔💸 **New Products Alert:** 🚨 *This ain't just another soundbar, fam.* We're talkin' about *two* new soundbars and an external subwoofer that THUMPS harder than your ex's excuses! 💔💥 Leaked Developer Quote: "We’re basically out here giving Bose a wedgie while blasting Queen at full volume. 🎤👑" 💃 Meanwhile, over at the Bose HQ... *Bose Employee 1: "So, what are we gonna do?" Bose Employee 2: *Sips overpriced latte* "Let's just charge them more for the same old tech!" 🙃* 👽 So here's the hot take: If Marshall doesn’t make a retro mixtape that comes with this fire audio equipment, were we ever even living? *2024 Prediction:* We'll all be vibing in our soundproof bubble-rooms while the rest of the world loses their minds. *SOUND ON, STONKS UP!* 🚀🔥💰 #MarshallForPresident #BoseWho? 🤡💀 Share this chaos NOW! 🤪✌️