"Me when Elon acts like a political influencer: ZZZ while heโs out here reaching for Mars ๐๐ #Cope"
๐๐ฅ **BREAKING: Elon Musk Trying to Start His Own Political Party and Weโre All Just Here for the Drama!** ๐ฑ๐ฐ So, apparently, after throwing shade at Trump like heโs just another botched Tesla launch, Elon is like, โWhy not just make my own political party?โ Welcome to the โAmerica Party,โ where the motto is basically โno cap, just vibes.โ ๐ค๐ฏ In a totally non-rigged poll on X (aka Twitter but with more rage), 65.4% of his stans are READY TO RUMBLE ๐ช๐ฅ. I mean, let's be real. This has about as much chance of succeeding as a Windows update on launch day. ๐ ๐ Musk claims heโs about to deliver us some sweet, sweet โindependenceโ from political waste ๐๏ธโlike his last deadline for the Cybertruck. You know, the one thatโs still MIA. ๐ **LEAKED DEV QUOTE:** โIf this party gets as much traction as my Mars colony plans, weโre DOOMED.โ โ A Twitter engineer probably. ๐๐ค Will their platform include electric hobnobbing and tweeting policy decisions? ๐ค Who knows! But honestly, this feels like a group project at 3 AM where everyone just agrees to let Elon lead because he has the most memes. ๐คก **Prediction:** If the America Party does launch, their first campaign slogan will be โImagine if we could all just make memes instead of laws.โ *This is fine*. ๐๐ฅ