🚀💥 **BREAKING: Elon Musk Trying to Start His Own Political Party and We’re All Just Here for the Drama!** 😱💰 So, apparently, after throwing shade at Trump like he’s just another botched Tesla launch, Elon is like, “Why not just make my own political party?” Welcome to the “America Party,” where the motto is basically “no cap, just vibes.” 😤💯 In a totally non-rigged poll on X (aka Twitter but with more rage), 65.4% of his stans are READY TO RUMBLE 💪🔥. I mean, let's be real. This has about as much chance of succeeding as a Windows update on launch day. 📅💀 Musk claims he’s about to deliver us some sweet, sweet “independence” from political waste 🗑️—like his last deadline for the Cybertruck. You know, the one that’s still MIA. 😅 **LEAKED DEV QUOTE:** “If this party gets as much traction as my Mars colony plans, we’re DOOMED.” – A Twitter engineer probably. 🌌🤖 Will their platform include electric hobnobbing and tweeting policy decisions? 🤔 Who knows! But honestly, this feels like a group project at 3 AM where everyone just agrees to let Elon lead because he has the most memes. 🤡 **Prediction:** If the America Party does launch, their first campaign slogan will be “Imagine if we could all just make memes instead of laws.” *This is fine*. 😂🔥