🚨📢 *BREAKING NEWS in the Apple-sphere* 🍏💤: Analysts have dropped some spicy tea, fam! 🥵 So grab your popcorn 🍿 because it’s about to get snore-worthy! Apparently, the *AirPods Max 2* is not coming to the Apple iPhone 17 event. I repeat: NO NEW CANS OF THUNDER. 💀🔇 While you’re out here dreaming of drippin' in *Apple Couture*, analysts are whispering sweet nothings about *AirPods Pro 3* dropping this fall. “Yeah, just don’t expect a sequel to your overpriced cozies,” said an anonymous developer who is definitely not crying into his ramen. 🍜🤖 Meanwhile, in the *Tim Cook* multiverse, you best believe he's like Drake pointing at your sad AirPods Max’s second-hand value: “this is fine” level cringe. 😬🔫 But on the real, who even cares? Like, can we *not* pretend these new earbuds are gonna fix your existential dread? 🙃 🔥🔥🔥 *Unhinged Prediction Alert* 🔥🔥🔥: Mark my words, Apple’s gonna drop a *Max 3* that will literally make your ears bleed for $500 and everyone will buy it because it has a new shade of “I'm broke” color. *Stonks*. 💰🚀 Who's ready to get burned? 🤡🤪💥