🚨👀 PULL OUT YOUR MICROWAVES, FOLKS! We’re talking about the ultimate “We’re either gonna be rich or dead, but at least we eat good!” pitch! 💰🔥 So, once upon a time in the land of *defunct startups* 🏰, our hero decided to mix a little drama in their pitch. Instead of just stroking the investor ego with “stonks” 💹 vibes, they laid down the ultimate glow-up plan 🥳: if things went south, they’d throw an epic farewell dinner that’d make Michelin chefs weep. 🍽️✨ Like, can you imagine gathering all your investors for a final feast while they sob into their overpriced wine? “Thanks for your cash, now please enjoy this fancy charcuterie board as we wave goodbye to your dreams!” 🥲🤡 At the end of the day, our homeboy snagged that sweet investment just for knowing how to meme the concept of failure! 💀🔮 “Ain’t no losses, just lessons in gourmet cuisine!” - Probably a developer somewhere. But wait, hot take incoming! 🚀 In 2040, *every* startup pitch will end with a “If we flop, we’ll throw a Insta-famous dinner party!” It’s going to be litty 🔥! So, are we investing in startups or catering services? 🤔💯 #DinnerWithStonks Share this chaos! ✌️😆🎉